Home Lucu KATA BIJAK LUCU 2013 KATA BIJAK LUCU 2013 Jumat, 25 Januari 2013 KATA BIJAK LUCU - Beraneka ragam cara buat orang tertawa, di antaranya dengan kata bijak lucu. Kata Kata Bijak Lucu adalah sebuah kata bijak untuk dikehidupan ini dengan berbagai kalimat lucu yang ada didalamnya. Jikalau kita berpikir bahwa kata kata bijak berisi serius, menasehati dan cenderung menggurui, jadi anda dapat lihat bahwa tidak selamanya kalimat bijak layaknya itu. ini dapat dipandang pada kumpulan kata bijak dibawah yang berisi dapat dikatakan nyeleneh, gokil dan lucu.

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Orang bijak taat pajak, orang jahat makan pajak, orang gila gak diajak. Cinta itu buta, buta itu gelap, gelap asik, jadi kalo bercinta dalam gelap ajah, lebih asik. Jauh di mata dekat di hati. Jauh di hati dekat di mata. Jauh dekat 2000 perak naek omprengan. Meskipun kita tinggal di planet yang sama, Kita datang dari dunia yang berbeda. Ada yang dari alam gaib, ada juga yang dari alam kubur. Cinta sejati itu cinta yang tak butuh alasan. Bego ajah mencintai gak punya alasan. Gajah mati meninggalkan gading. Harimau mati meninggalkan belang. Manusia mati meninggalkan utang kartu kredit. Rajin pangkal pandai, hemat pangkal kaya, maka orang kaya pada hemat alias pelit. Duitnya dikumpulin melulu seh. Keadilan itu buta. Pantesan ajah sidang Gayus gak kelar-kelar. Orangnya pada buta semua seeh. Perempuan yang sering mabuk dan keluar malam tidak cocok dijadikan istri, ujar Mario Teguh. Bagaimana kalau laki-laki yang keluar malam dan suka mabuk? Mereka tetap bisa menjadi suami. Kenapa? Karena Mario Teguh laki-laki. Seperti telur di ujung tanduk. Tanduk apa ya kira-kira. Tandunk kucing atau tanduk anjing. Seperti mencari jarum dalam jerami. Ngapain cari di dalam jemari, di toko jarum atau minta sama penjahit. Susah amat. Bagaikan menegakan benang basah. Kurang kerjaan neeh orang. Sedikit bicara banyak bekerja. Sedikit bekerja tidak bisa bicara. jangan pernah mempercayai perkataan orang lain, apalagi yang mengatakan bahwa kamu itu cakep. Sebagian orang tidak bisa mutusin pacarnya karena masih sayang, dan sebagian yang lain karena tidak punya pacar.Jangan pernah kamu menikah dengan orang satu kampung, karena menikah dengan satu orang saja sudah repot apalagi sekampung.Sedih banget melihat isi dompet di tanggal tua.Sebagai seorang pelajar, saya ini sangat kritis, terutama menjelang akhir bulan, akan semakin kritis kondisi keuangan sayaSepandai-pandainya seorang suami menyembunyikan istri muda, pada akhirnya tua jugaHati-hati jika ingin membalas budi, karena belum tentu budi yang melakukannyaAwas tikungan tajam, setajam silet, boleh ngebut kalau punya nyawa cadanganEdisi klinik tongfangSudah 3 tahun saya menderita kencing manis, tapi setelah berobat ke klinik tong fang kini kencing saya menjadi asin, terima kasih klinik tong fang.Dulu saya suka mengalami bau kaki, setelah 3 kali berobat ke klinik tong fang sekarang klinik mereka bau kaki saya.Semoga terhibur :) Baca juga yaa Kata Kata Galau dan Kata Bijak Mario Teguh

Wanita itu sebenarnya rela di MADU , asal Prianya rela di RACUN. Cuma orang bodoh yg melakukan kesalahan yg sama. Kalau mau disebut pintar, lakukanlah kesalahan yg berbeda.. Doaku Pagi ini : Ya Tuhan jika dia jodohku dekatkanlah, tapi kalau dia bukan jodohku.. Temennya juga gak apa2 kok. Neng, minta tanda tangannya dong.. | boleh, dimana bang? | nih, di buku nikah #Aiyhh Bro, kok motor lo gaada spionnya? | Iya bro, Sengaja.. Gue udah move on, ga mau ngeliat kebelakang lagi.. Sakit hati gue, sakitt.. *di sekolah dasar*. Anak-anak , sebutkan benda yg kalian lihat di malam hari | Bintang, Bu | OK. Trus apa lagi.? | Heineken, Anker, Mixmax,Vodka Ketika sukses, teman2mu akan lihat siapa sebenarnya kamu. Ketika jatuh, kamu akan lihat siapa saja temanmu yg menertawakanmu tau ga bedanya kamu sama internet? internet bikin hidupku lebih mudah, kalo kamu bikin hidupku menjadi indah Andaikan pacaran itu seperti Esia. Pacar putus? Kami ganti! Pintar itu, bisa menguasai matematika, fisika, kimia, bhs inggris DLL | Cerdik itu, bisa mencontek org yg pintar ! Hidup itu cuma sebentar, Ngejomblonya yang kelamaan.. Kalo cantik jangan terlalu jual mahal. Takutnya nanti malah banting harga pas nyadar jualnya kemahalan Ibaratnya ilmu padi.. Semakin pagi, Semakin merunduk*Tarik Selimut* Cantik itu Relatif. Tergantung kamera, letak intensitas cahaya dan seberapa pintar anda untuk edit photoshop. terimalah wanita apa adanya dan anda akan mendapat wanita seadanya Dont judge a book by its cover Jangan pernah nilai buku itu dari sampulnya Kalo sampulnya jelek, dalemnya belum tentu bagus Kamu tau doraemon nggak? | iya, kenapa | doraemon bisa ngeluarin apa aja dari kantongnya tapi dia nggak bisa ngeluarin kamu dari hati aku Kerjaan kamu apa berani lamar anak saya? | Nganggur pak, makanya saya cari lowongan di hati anak bapak Jika kamu tak mampu meyakinkan dan memukau seseorang dengan kepintaranmu, bingungkan dia dengan kebodohanmu. ketika anda lihat setan jangan lah anda takut | takut lah ketika anda sedang ngaca Kartini zaman dulu: Habis gelap terbitlah terangKartini zaman sekarang: Habis gelap barulah pulang.

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ISL Liga Inggris Liga Champions Motogp Lagu Indonesia Lagu barat Lagu korea Film terbaru Jadwal Puasa Ujian 2013 Zodiak Stiker murahKumpulan kata kata lucu cinta gokil banget 2013 Home Kata-kata Kumpulan kata kata lucu cinta gokil banget 2013 Kata kata lucu dari kalimat lucu adalah suatu pernyataan dari suatu kalimat yang isinya tersirat dan tersurat mengandung kata bijak lucu. Kata kata lucu gokil juga dapat membuat kita terbahak-bahak alis ngakak untuk membacanya. Tak hanya gambar kata lucu, kata lucu banget juga banyak dicari oleh orang-orang yang ingin terhibur.

Lain halnya dengan kata lucu bikin ketawa, kata lucu cinta memberikan kata kata bertemakan cinta romantis dan galau. Kata lucu banget juga dapat menjadikan inspirasi tertentu tegantung suasana hati anda. Simak kata lucu ngakak nya.Kata kata lucuBerikut kata kata lucu 2013nya

K.A.M.P.R.E.T : - Kreatif- Ambisius- Moderen - Pesimis - Radikal - Eksotik - Tangguh

Sayang sering aku telp kamu Aku sms kamu ternyata kini aku sadar, ternyata mmmmm aku lebih sayang sama PULSAKU.

Ingin suami Anda agar tidak sering berbohong? Caranya mudah. Anda jangan terlalu sering bertanya.

Sehari kamu nggak kirim sms masih wajar saja, 20 hari mungkin sudah bosan, 30 hari mungkin udah nggak mau lagi berteman kalo 40 harinya aku harus ziarah nih. :D

Mau bobo makan es. eh ada kebo baca sms.. :D

Orang Kalau KentutOrang Amerika kentut bilang, "EXCUSE ME"Orang Inggris kentut bilang, "PARDON ME"Orang Singapore kentut bilang, "I'M SORRY"Kalo Orang Indonesia kentut, pasti bilang, "NOT ME!! NOT ME!!"

Ya Tuhan, kalau dia memang jodohku, dekatkanlah Tapi kalau bukan jodohku, Jodohin dong.

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Nah kalo Rok Mini makin tinggi makin kliatan Klo terpilih jd pejabat, apa janji anda? ...saya akan bertindak TEGAS! ....klo ada yg suap? ...TEGAS sya terima!

sule/napa kamu gagap,shi ajis...ajis/aaaku jujujuga ngngngngga tatatau,sule/wah kamu harus prgi ke dukun...ajis/dududukun aaapa..sule/dukun beranak...ajis/eeemang gugugue tu hahahamil...siapa yg baca jadi gagap

Merokok Mengurangi resiko kematian - Tidak pernah terdengar berita ditemui orang yang meninggal dalam posisi merokok.

Cara Awet muda :1. Bnyak minum air kelapa muda 2. Minum jamu awet muda. 3. Makan "Daun Muda" 4. Punya "Istri Muda"

Maksud hati memeluk Nunung apa daya keburu digamparSekali mendayung, Dua tiga hari pegelnya ga ilang-ilang..Saat ini telah terjadi perubahan paradigma dalam hidup.Kekayaan seseorang tidak lagi ditentukan oleh 'perhiasan apa yang melekat di tubuhnya'. Tapi seberapa banyak CABAI yg melekat di giginya.. hoho..

Pilih yg anda suka :

1. Digi-Last Mobil2. Digi-Link Truk3. Digi-Ring Polisi4. Digi-Git Anjing5. Digi-Lir Banci

Kalo bahasa inggrisnya beras adalah riceKalo bahasa inggrisnya panjang adalah longJadi, Kalau bahasa inggrisnya beras panjang adalah LONGTONG

nenek : cu, bilangin pak lurah. nenek telah sehat, jadi tidak butuh ngejenguk nenek.cucu : telah nek.nenek : pinter cucu nenek. memang kamu bilangnya bagaimana ?.cucu : saya sebut gini : pak lurah tahlilan nanti malem tidak jadi.nenek : *kejang2*

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Cita2mu apa Nak? ....mau jd Polwan Bu .....gak boleh! ...pokoknya POLWAN! ... gak boleh! ....knp? ...km Laki2! KOPLOK! Kalo Pesawat makin tinggi makin gak kliatan.

Bakso.. Bakso.. | Bang Bakso | oke Neng *nyamperin* mau beli ya? | gak Bang, mau nanya, yg jual Sate dmn ya? | *SETTAN*

anak : yah, apakah seorang bapak tentu lebih pandai dari pada anak nya ?.bapak : ( dengan bangga ) ya pastilah.anak : ohh.. jika gitu siapakah orang yg mendapatkan listrik ?.bapak : pastilah edison.anak : lantas kenapa bukan hanya bapak nya edison yg menemukannya.bapak : sarabbbbGunungmu..... surgaku :D

supaya kita bisa Kuterpana memandang matamunafasku pun berhentijantungku berdegup kerasbenarkah semua yang kurasakan ini?kuberanikan diri bertanya padamu...kau kentut ya?

Duh aduh emang asik punya pacar tetangga, ntar tidur dirumahmu yang :P

Budi kencing di kamar mandi umum, berhubung nggak ada uang kembaliannya, penjaganya berkata, maaf mas nggak ada kembaliannya sebaiknya mas kencing lagi deh!

When i see baby, i remember "TEDDY BEAR DOLL".When i see a little girl, i remember "BARBIE DOLL".But when i see u, i remember "PANADOL"

Kubuka paha itu lebar-lebar, trus kujilati dgn lembut dan perlahan-lahan, kugigit pelan-pelan, trus ku emut-emut... AAACH... betapa nikmat nya PAHA AYAM

Sabar itu capeksabar itu pegel sabar itu emosisabar itu keselsabar itu susah.Tapiiii... Sabar itu INDAH.. Indahnya kapan?? SABAR

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Satu dari empat orang di dunia ini mengalami gangguan jiwa. Bila tiga orang yang Anda kenal baik-baik saja, berarti Andalah yang mengalaminya. :Ann Landers, KolumnisSaya adalah penjaga rumah yang hebat. Setiap kali saya meninggalkan seorang pria, saya selalu berhasil memiliki rumahnya.:Zsa Zsa Gabor, AktrisBerpikir adalah pekerjaan terberat, karena itulah sedikit sekali orang yang mau menggunakan otaknya. :Henry Ford, Pendiri Ford MotorBisnis ? Caranya mudah sekali: gunakan saja uang orang lain. :Alexander Dumas the Younger, PebisnisSaya berbusana agar dilihat wanita, dan menanggalkan busana agar dilihat pria.:Angie Dickinson, AktrisMemahami pajak adalah hal yang paling sulit dimengerti di dunia ini. :Albert Einstein, FisikawanSaya tidak mau dikelilingi orang yang bermental 'yes-man'. Saya ingin orang yang mengatakan kebenaran meskipun setelah itu saya akan memecatnya.Kita membayar gajinya terlalu besar, sialnya lagi dia pantas menerimanya. :Samuel Goldwyn, Produser FilmMusuh-musuh kita adalah kopi, susu, teh dan air putih.:Roberto Goizueta, Pemimpin Coca ColaBila Anda berhutang 100 Dollar, andalah yang pusing. Tapi bila Anda berhutang 100 juta Dollar, bank yang akan pusing.:John Paul Getty, MiliarderBerbahagialah generasi muda, karena merekalah yang akan mewarisi hutang bangsa.:Herbert Hoover, Presiden AS ke-31Buku sejarah yang tidak mengandung kebohongan pastilah sangat membosankan.:AnatoleFrance, PenulisTernyata bertemu penjual asuransi jiwa adalah lebih buruk daripada kematian itu sendiri.Woody Allen, Sutradara FilmPenulis yang masih muda, meniru. Penulis yang sudah berpengalaman, mencuri ide.:T.S. Eliot,PenulisKolektor barang antik adalah suami yang paling baik, karena semakin tua istrinya, semakin ia mencintainya.:Agatha Christie, Novelis MisteriSaya tidak pernah bilang bahwa para aktor adalah sapi. Saya hanya bilang mereka harus diperlakukan seperti sapi.:Alfred Hitchcock, Sutradara Film MisteriBila engkau ingin membaca tentang cinta dan perkimpoian, maka engkau harus membaca dua buku yang berbeda.:Alan King, KomedianJangan pernah meminjamkan buku karena tidak akan pernah dikembalikan. Buku-buku di perpustakaan saya semuanya adalah hasil pinjaman.:AnatoleFrance, NovelisApabila kita bicara soal uang, maka semua orang sama agamanya.:Voltaire, FilsufHasil dari kerja adalah uang. Hasil dari uang adalah lebih banyak uang. Hasil dari lebih banyak uang adalah kompetisi yang ganas. Hasil dari kompetisi yang ganas adalah dunia yang kita diami ini.:D.H. Lawrence, PenyairApabila dua orang selalu sepakat dalam segala hal, itu berarti cuma satu orang yang berpikir.:Lyndon B. Johnson, Presiden AS ke-36Hidup bersama orang suci ternyata jauh lebih melelahkan daripada menjadi orang suci itu sendiri.:Robert Neville, AktorPolitisi tidak pernah percaya akan ucapan mereka sendiri, karena itulah mereka sangat terkejut bila rakyat mempercayainya.:Charles de Gaulle, Presiden Perancis PertamaBanyak orang yang percaya bahwa suatu hari kala mereka bangun dari tidur, mereka sudah menjadi kaya. Sesungguhnya mereka sudah separuh benar karena mereka memang telah bangun dari tidur.:Thomas Alva Edison, Penemu, IlmuwanSemua orang memuji-muji surga, tapi tidak ada yang mau pergi ke sana sekarang juga.:James Baldwin, Penulis, AktorOrang yang munafik adalah orang yang sering berkata "hey, siapa sih yang tidak munafik".:Don Marquis,KolumnisOrang yang pandai meminta-minta maaf, jarang sekali pandai melakukan hal-hal lain.:Benjamin Franklin, NegarawanKematian satu orang adalah tragedi, kematian jutaan orang adalah statistik.:Joseph Stalin, Pemimpin PolitikPolitik itu mahal, bahkan untuk kalahpun kita harus mengeluarkan banyak uang.:Will Rogers, Pelawak PolitikAlangkah beruntungnya penguasa bila rakyatnya tidak bisa berpikir.Aku tidak perlu berpikir karena aku adalah pegawai pemerintah.:Adolf Hitler, Pemimpin NaziDemokrasi adalah pemerintahan yang diisi dengan banyak diskusi, namun demokrasi hanya efektif bila engkau mampu membuat orang lain tutup mulut.:Clement Attlee, Perdana Menteri Inggris

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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue The #1 Life Facts Site! Submit your ideas: http://damnitstrue.net - Business: contact@famousproblems.comNew York 55,181 Tweets 256 Following 2,590,989 Followers Tweets 1. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 53m When I'm alone, I think. When I think, I remember. When I remember, I feel pain. When I feel pain, I cry. When I cry I can't stop.Expand 2. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 1h Sleeping is so hard when you can't stop thinking.Expand 3. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 2h Shopping with your mom pic.twitter.com/3wFXIDxLqiView photo 4. National Geographic @NatGeoID 3h Retweet jika kalian ingin berakhir pekan disini! Maldives. pic.twitter.com/Tr5fSUyqidRetweeted by Damn Its TRUE! View photo 5. National Geographic @NatGeoID 3h Viceroy Bali, Ubud, Indonesia. pic.twitter.com/lAfYuvj88ZRetweeted by Damn Its TRUE! View photo 6. National Geographic @NatGeoID 31 May Pantai Ora, Maluku, Indonesia. pic.twitter.com/vyvWc4DjyaRetweeted by Damn Its TRUE! View photo 7. National Geographic @NatGeoID 31 May Ulun Danu, Bali, Indonesia. pic.twitter.com/quw1h2GYmARetweeted by Damn Its TRUE! View photo 8. National Geographic @NatGeoID 26 May Tanah Lot, Bali, Indonesia. pic.twitter.com/LamCMpl0ugRetweeted by Damn Its TRUE! View photo 9. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 3h I notice everything, I just act like I don't...Expand 10. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 4h #ThingsIDoWhenIGetBored 1) Listen to music 2) Overthink everything 3) Check my phone even when there's no new text message Expand 11. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 4h If you don't try, you'll never know.Expand 12. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 5h Every time my phone vibrates, I hope it's you.Expand 13. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 6h Whoaaa pic.twitter.com/IRgA1YEtalView photo 14. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 7h I want a relationship where we talk like best friends, play like kids, argue like husband and wife, and protect each other like siblings.Expand 15. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 8h #MiddleSchoolMemories Asking to go to the bathroom & taking a trip around the school Expand 16. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 8h I don't care if we talk about absolutely nothing, I just want to talk to youExpand 17. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 9h #LiesYouHear 1) I'm on the way 2) I didn't get your text 3) I'll call you back 4) My phone was on silent 5) I'll always be here for youExpand 18. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 10h I miss our memories, jokes, long conversations but I miss you the most.Expand 19. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 11h Karma has no menu. You get served what you deserve.Expand 20. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 12h I've lived, I've loved, I've lost, I've missed, I've hurt, I've trusted, I've made mistakes, but most of all, I've learned.Expand 21. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 13h Being in a relationship is not about fucking, gifts, or showing off. It's about being with the person who makes you happy.Expand 22. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 14h Follow @GooglePoem for amazing poetry, created by everyone's searches Expand 23. Google Poems @GooglePoem 21h why do pic.twitter.com/D9P5iSXLVWRetweeted by Damn Its TRUE! View photo 24. Google Poems @GooglePoem 21h love is pic.twitter.com/UJrffdxyLTRetweeted by Damn Its TRUE! View photo 25. Google Poems @GooglePoem 21h i will never pic.twitter.com/DCGMfS6vfXRetweeted by Damn Its TRUE! View photo 26. Google Poems @GooglePoem 21h she looked pic.twitter.com/gdZv1WAzNjRetweeted by Damn Its TRUE! View photo 27. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 14h You're only young once, so stop worrying and be happy.Expand 28. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 15h Be you. Find you. Be happy with that.Expand 29. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 16h If you can dream it, you can do it.Expand 30. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 17h Big or small, lies are lies.Expand 31. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 18h Life only comes around once, so do whatever makes you happy, and be with whoever makes you smile.Expand 32. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 19h Me when I shave my legs. pic.twitter.com/UfUErxLLUWView photo 33. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 20h 18+ follow @laughbook for the funniest tweets on twitter! Expand 34. TED @Laughbook 21h People change, memories don't.Retweeted by Damn Its TRUE! Expand 35. TED @Laughbook 22h I respect people that tell me the truth, no matter how hard it is.Retweeted by Damn Its TRUE! Expand 36. TED @Laughbook 23h My life isn't perfect, but I'm thankful for everything I have.Retweeted by Damn Its TRUE! Expand 37. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 20h The smile on my face doesn't mean my life is perfect. It means I appreciate what I have and what God has blessed me with.Expand 38. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 21h Don't come into my life, if you don't plan on staying..Expand 39. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 22h I miss you, but I'm trying not to care anymore..Expand 40. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 23h You smile, but you wanna cry. You talk, but you wanna be quiet. You pretend like you're happy, but you aren't.Expand 41. Common White Girl @cowhitegirl 4 Jun i had a dream i was a princess and then i woke up and i still amRetweeted by Damn Its TRUE! Expand 42. Common White Girl @cowhitegirl 4 Jun my hobbies include eating and complaining that im getting fatRetweeted by Damn Its TRUE! Expand 43. Common White Girl @cowhitegirl 4 Jun we still havent found out what zoey said about chase in her time capsuleRetweeted by Damn Its TRUE! Expand 44. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 4 Jun I just really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really like you.Expand 45. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 4 Jun Best friends do not judge each other.Expand 46. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 4 Jun I'm worried, I'm stressed, I'm confused, but I know that God will make the right things happen so it will all be ok.Expand 47. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 4 Jun Someday, you'll miss me like I missed you. Someday, you'll need me like I needed you. Someday, you'll love me but I won't love you.Expand 48. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 4 Jun If you dont like something, change it. If you cant change it, change the way you think about it.Expand 49. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 4 Jun When you need me, I'm always there. Now I need you, and you're not around.Expand 50. Discovery Pictures @Discoverypix 25 May Maldives, Indian Ocean. pic.twitter.com/oIf78bP42wRetweeted by Damn Its TRUE! View photo 51. Discovery Pictures @Discoverypix 27 May The Blue Dragon River in Portugal. pic.twitter.com/M1fL4AqjDFRetweeted by Damn Its TRUE! View photo 52. Discovery Pictures @Discoverypix 26 May Burj Khalifa, Dubai. pic.twitter.com/IbYb1NiXzPRetweeted by Damn Its TRUE! View photo 53. Discovery Pictures @Discoverypix 30 May Cape Town, South Africa is a great place of segregating yourselves from the rest of the world. pic.twitter.com/dyj6UMixIPRetweeted by Damn Its TRUE! View photo 54. Discovery Pictures @Discoverypix 29 May When you attracted by the call of the sea, then Maui (Hawaii) can be one of your destinations to surf. pic.twitter.com/kbqhGYJKajRetweeted by Damn Its TRUE! View photo 55. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 4 Jun Jealousy means, "I actually give a fuck about you."Expand 56. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 4 Jun I don't give up easily. I will fight no matter what happen just to make my dreams come true.Expand 57. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 4 Jun Im not rejecting you, Im protecting me.Expand 58. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 4 Jun I hate boys who think they can get any girl.Expand 59. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 4 Jun Sometimes, all a girl wants is for you to fight for her and make her believe you want this relationship more then she does.Expand 60. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 4 Jun I wake up every morning hoping to see a text from you.Expand 61. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 4 Jun We met for a reason, either you're a blessing or a lesson.Expand 62. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 4 Jun I try not to miss you, I try to let go, but in the end, you're always on my mind.Expand 63. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 4 Jun When I talk to you, my day gets a whole lot better.Expand 64. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 4 Jun I need to stop thinking about you, because I know you're not thinking about me.Expand 65. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 4 Jun Sometimes I want to disappear just to see if you would miss me.Expand 66. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 4 Jun God doesn't give you the people you want, He give you the people you need to make you the person you were meant to be.Expand 67. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 4 Jun I miss the old times.Expand 68. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 3 Jun It's hard to be "just friends" with someone that you're in love with.Expand 69. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 3 Jun I'll never forget the first day we started talking.Expand 70. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 3 Jun I'm not perfect but I'll try to do my best for you.Expand 71. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 3 Jun I want a long lasting relationship. Someone who will be there for me, support me, trust me, comfort me, appreciate me, and love me.Expand 72. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 3 Jun If we talk, then we talk. If we don't, then we don't. If it goes somewhere, then it goes somewhere. If it doesn't, then it doesn't.Expand 73. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 3 Jun Accept me at my strongest, support me at my weakest.Expand 74. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 3 Jun As you start and end your day, say THANK YOU for every little things in your life. And you will come to realize how blessed you truly are.Expand 75. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 3 Jun "Veg, hantam mereka!!" - @Joe_Taslim #Fast6Expand 76. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 3 Jun Someone whos afraid of losing me. Someone who cares a lot about me. Someone who will spend the rest of their lives with me. I need you.Expand 77. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 3 Jun I can't live a day without music.Expand 78. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 3 Jun You see, I love you and I don't want to lose you because my life has been better since the day I found you.Expand 79. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 3 Jun Be confident. You`ll never get anywhere if you don`t believe in yourself.Expand 80. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 3 Jun I want to REFRESH my mind, DELETE all my problems, UNDO all my mistakes, and SAVE the happy moments.Expand 81. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 3 Jun #DontBotherMeWhen 1) I'm sleeping 2) My headphones are in 3) I'm chilling. Sometimes I don't wanna talk Expand 82. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 3 Jun My Heart says "Yes" My Head says "No" I say "I don't know."Expand 83. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 3 Jun I'm all yours, if you're all mine.Expand 84. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 3 Jun I seriously can't stop thinking about you.Expand 85. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 3 Jun DOG IN PAJAMAS! #cutepic pic.twitter.com/fOFuULhoOJView photo 86. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 3 Jun If she is important to you, show her she is.Expand 87. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 3 Jun Overthinking kills happiness. Insecurities kills self-esteem. Lies kills trust.Expand 88. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 3 Jun Im not perfect, but Im loyal.Expand 89. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 3 Jun I can't lie, I miss you..Expand 90. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 3 Jun Once you've been hurt, you're so scared to get attached again.Expand 91. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 3 Jun Life is full of challenges, but these challenges are only given to you because God knows your faith is strong enough to get through them.Expand 92. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 3 Jun ..Expand 93. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 2 Jun I really don't care about a lot of things, but when I do care, I care too much.Expand 94. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 2 Jun I don't need someone who only sees the good in me, I need someone who sees the bad and still wants me.Expand 95. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 2 Jun "Vegh, hantam dia!!" - Joe Taslim #Fast6Expand 96. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 2 Jun Good things come to those who wait, but great things come to those who act on it.Expand 97. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 2 Jun Sometimes I want to disappear just to see if you would miss me.Expand 98. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 2 Jun You texting me first = A big smile on my face.Expand 99. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 2 Jun Appreciate the little things in life.Expand 100. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 2 Jun Mi pap tiene 47 aos = my dad is 47 years old Mi papa tiene 47 anos = my potato has 47 assholes i love spanishExpand 101. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 2 Jun I want to be the reason why you fall asleep with your phone in your hand.Expand 102. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 2 Jun I like to pretend that everythings alright. Cause when everybody else thinks youre fine, sometimes you forget for a while that youre not.Expand 103. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 2 Jun Emotionally: I'm done. Mentally: I'm drained. Spiritually: I feel dead. Physically: I smile.Expand 104. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 2 Jun Seriously. pic.twitter.com/ffQOninnvSView photo 105. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 2 Jun Silly me, I thought you actually cared.Expand 106. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 2 Jun Be mine, my babe, my headache, my love, my smile, my frown, my wrong, my right, my sweetheart, my pain, my happiness, my boo.Expand 107. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 2 Jun I'm attracted by looks, but personality makes me stay.Expand 108. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 2 Jun Stay strong, even when things begin to fall apart, stay strong.Expand 109. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 2 Jun Yes, I've changed. Pain does that to people.Expand 110. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 2 Jun When someone says "delete my number" I'm like: KEEP CALM IT WAS NEVER SAVEDExpand 111. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 2 Jun All people really want is someone real, someone that gets them, someone they don't have to doubt, & someone they can trust.Expand 112. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 2 Jun When we first met, I had no idea youd become this important to me.Expand 113. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 2 Jun It's sweet when someone knows every single detail about you. Not because you constantly remind them, but because they pay attention.Expand 114. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 2 Jun Just because I'm being quiet, that doesn't mean I'm mad. Sometimes I'm just not in the mood to talk.Expand 115. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 2 Jun Smile. It might not make our problems disappear, but it will stop people from asking what's wrong with us.Expand 116. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 2 Jun I woke up with you on my mind.Expand 117. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 2 Jun Using a white crayon in a white paper is like loving someone who doesn't feel the same way. It marks, but always iNViSiBLE.Expand 118. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 1 Jun I remember everything you think I forgot.Expand 119. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 1 Jun We all have that one person that we'll always have feelings for, no matter what. Just one look, & it takes you right back to those memoriesExpand 120. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 1 Jun Real feelings don't change fast..Expand 121. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 1 Jun ' Expand 122. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 1 Jun When I'm alone, I think and think and think.Expand 123. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 1 Jun #JuneWish Less stress. Less pain. Less problems. More Happiness. More Laughing. Expand 124. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 1 Jun Text me first. I like that Expand 125. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 1 Jun I miss you, but I'm trying not to care anymore.Expand 126. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 1 Jun It sucks when you get used to talking to someone every night and then one night when theyre not there, you're lonely and can't even sleep.Expand 127. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 1 Jun Never get too attached to someone, because attachments lead to expectations and expectations lead to disappointments.Expand 128. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 1 Jun A relationship with no arguments, is a relationship with a lot of secrets.Expand 129. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 1 Jun When I miss you, it's like every song I listen to is about you.Expand 130. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 1 Jun I think a lot, but I don't say much.Expand 131. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 1 Jun #JuneWish I could always be healthy, happy, no more tears & smile all time. Expand 132. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 1 Jun #10ThingsILove -sunshine -the beach -ice cream -swimming -my friends -kisses -parties -late nights -good times -SUMMER Expand 133. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 1 Jun When you want them, they don't want you. When they want you, you don't want them. When you both want each other, something messes it up.Expand 134. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 1 Jun If your girlfriend is pretty and many guys want her, that's another reason to keep her and treat her right. You got what they can't have.Expand 135. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 1 Jun I shouldn't be jealous. You aren't even mine.Expand 136. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 1 Jun You. No one else. Just you Expand 137. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 1 Jun I hate it when you can't stop thinking about that one person...and deep down inside, you doubt they are actually thinking about you.Expand 138. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 1 Jun Honestly, I love it when I catch you staring.Expand 139. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 1 Jun I feel stupid for liking you.Expand 140. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 1 Jun Tell me straight up how you really feel.Expand 141. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 1 Jun I kinda just wanna hug you.Expand 142. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 1 Jun Can we spend a day together? Just you and me?Expand 143. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 1 Jun I miss you, text me.Expand 144. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 1 Jun My worst fear is losing you.Expand 145. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 31 May Don't play with someone's heart if you have no intentions for a serious relationship.Expand 146. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 31 May I still like you... a lot.Expand 147. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 31 May It actually kills me when we don't talk. It kills me when you ignore me. It kills me when you're busy with your life.Expand 148. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 31 May Stay strong. Even when it feels like everything is falling apart..Expand 149. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 31 May Don't give up just because things are hard.Expand 150. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 31 May Stay positive. Good things will happen.Expand 151. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 31 May True friends don't talk shit about you.Expand 152. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 31 May If you're lucky enough to get a second chance at something, don't waste it.Expand 153. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 31 May Some people will never appreciate what you do for them.Expand 154. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 31 May Breathe. It's just a bad day, not a bad life.Expand 155. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 31 May #FAKE10factsaboutme pic.twitter.com/JdN23O5IXhView photo 156. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 31 May Missing that one person.Expand 157. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 31 May Once I care about you, I will never stop..Expand 158. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 31 May Honestly, I'm glad I met everyone in my life. The good and the bad. The good make me thankful, the bad make me learn my lessonsExpand 159. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 31 May Don't overthink it, just let it go.Expand 160. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 31 May Life. pic.twitter.com/gvVQxAjQQVView photo 161. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 31 May I just wanna see you. Hold you. Hug you. Touch you. Kiss you. Cuddle with you. Love you. Be there with you.Expand 162. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 31 May When we first met, I had no idea youd become this important to me.Expand 163. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 31 May Yep! pic.twitter.com/WGAgo9pqR2View photo 164. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 31 May I don't know where I stand with you, nor do I know what I mean to you. All I know is that every time I think of you, I want to be with you.Expand 165. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 31 May You meet thousands of people, and none of them really mean anything to you. And then you meet one person, and your life is changed forever.Expand 166. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 31 May I want you to be happy, but I want you to be happy with me.Expand 167. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 31 May I seriously can't stop thinking about you.Expand 168. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 31 May If you don't try, you'll never know.Expand 169. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 31 May Just because I'm being quiet, that doesn't mean I'm mad. Sometimes I'm just not in the mood to talk.Expand 170. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 31 May The best relationships start off as friendships.Expand 171. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 30 May I respect those that tell me the truth, no matter how hard it is.Expand 172. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 30 May Me. pic.twitter.com/R7vWxhPsaJView photo 173. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 30 May I'm having one of those days where I just don't know what I'm feeling.Expand 174. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 30 May Do you miss me, like I miss you?Expand 175. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 30 May Even if I spend the whole day with you, I miss you the second you leave.Expand 176. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 30 May I want you, thats it.Expand 177. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 30 May Just because I'm being quiet, that doesn't mean I'm mad. Sometimes I'm just not in the mood to talk.Expand 178. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 30 May I want you to be happy, but I want you to be happy with me.Expand 179. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 30 May Talking to you, laughing with you, being with you, changes my whole mood.Expand 180. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 30 May Do you ever think about me?Expand 181. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 30 May All guys need to read this pic.twitter.com/WcVl5Dob3XView photo 182. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 30 May Saying "I'm tired" when you're actually just sad.Expand 183. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 30 May If I get mad at you, That means I still care. Worry when I don't get mad.Expand 184. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 30 May My feelings for you will never change.Expand 185. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 30 May Don't promise when you're happy, don't reply when you're angry, and don't decide when you're sad.Expand 186. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 30 May When you want them, they don't want you. When they want you, you don't want them. When you both want each other, something messes it up.Expand 187. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 30 May You have no idea how much l like you. How much you make me smile, how much l love talking to you, or how much l wish you were here.Expand 188. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 30 May Be strong and move on. It's time for you to be happy again.Expand 189. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 30 May I really don't care about a lot of things, but when I do care, I care too much.Expand 190. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 30 May Maybe I don't cry, but it hurts. Maybe I won't say, but I feel. Maybe I don't show, but I care.Expand 191. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 30 May If you stay, stay forever. If you go, do it today. If you change, change for the better. And if you talk, make sure you mean what you say.Expand 192. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 30 May Just don't lie to me.Expand 193. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 30 May Shit gets old. You get tired of trying to work things out. You get tired of giving chances. Sometimes you just have to let people go..Expand 194. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 29 May This would be so perfect pic.twitter.com/IjnjgV58TbView photo 195. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 29 May I fell in love with your personality, your looks are just a bonus.Expand 196. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 29 May If you're in a bad mood, here's a baby penguin pic.twitter.com/kDAzzpRX58View photo 197. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 29 May Not talking to you kills me.Expand 198. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 29 May I may be quiet, but I have so much on my mind.Expand 199. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 29 May I'm glad I met you, I hope you know that.Expand 200. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 29 May Do you miss me, like I miss you?Expand 201. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 29 May I'm not a jealous person. I'm just a girl that would love to punch every other girl in the face that gives you a second look.Expand 202. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 29 May I have 3 sides: 1) The quiet side 2) The fun and crazy side 3) The side you never want to see. #honestyhourExpand 203. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 29 May I fall, I rise, I make mistakes, I live, I learn, I've been hurt but I'm alive. I'm human, I'm not perfect but I'm thankful. #69FactsAboutMeExpand 204. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 29 May Explaining your feelings to someone is never easy.Expand 205. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 29 May I need you. A little too much.Expand 206. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 29 May I want you by my side.Expand 207. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 29 May I still have feelings for you & no matter how many times I tell myself that I'm better off without you, a part of me just won't let go.Expand 208. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 29 May No girl wants to be with a guy that can't let other girls know he's taken.Expand 209. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 29 May Goofy girls make excellent girlfriends. Expand 210. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 29 May Maybe I'm scared because you mean more to me than any other person. You are everything I think about, everything I need, everything I want.Expand 211. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 29 May Before you "assume" try this method called "ask".Expand 212. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 29 May I've changed? No, I just grew up. I stopped letting people push me around, I learned that I can't always be happy, I accepted reality.Expand 213. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 29 May To me, you are so damn perfect.Expand 214. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 29 May Current mood. pic.twitter.com/MF5TzCOvpBView photo 215. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 29 May I'm moving on. No more waiting, no more hurt. If you wanted me, you could've had me, but you didn't. You blew your chance.Expand 216. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 29 May Suicide is stupid? You wanna know what is stupid? Hurting someone so much emotionally, that they think suicide is the only answerExpand 217. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 29 May They don't miss you when you're gone.. They miss you when you're doing better..Expand 218. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 29 May i`m not saying i`m perfect -- i`m far from it. i`m just saying i`m worth it.Expand 219. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 29 May It is never too late to make things right.Expand 220. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 29 May Mistakes make me human. Failure makes me stronger. Love keeps me alive. But its you who keeps me smiling.Expand 221. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 29 May Who knew we'd end up like this.Expand 222. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 29 May I don't want anyone else to have your heart, kiss your lips, be in your arms, be the one you love. I don't want anyone to take my place.Expand 223. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 28 May Don't flirt with what's mine.Expand 224. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 28 May Stop feeling alone. Start laughing. Stop dreaming. Start believing. Stop Fighting. Start loving. Stop thinking. Start acting.Expand 225. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 28 May #mention10peopleyoureallylove 1) mom 2) dad 3) brother 4) sister 5) bestfriends 6-10) *repeat 1-5Expand 226. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 28 May This time, last year, everything was so different.Expand 227. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 28 May Overthinking when you're laying in bed at night.Expand 228. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 28 May I'm having one of those days where I just don't know what I'm feeling.Expand 229. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 28 May I want you. All of you. Your flaws. Your mistakes. Your imperfections. I want you, and only you.Expand 230. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 28 May I seriously can't stop thinking about you..Expand 231. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 28 May Every time I do my nails -__- pic.twitter.com/9qaIipRmkJView photo 232. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 28 May Not even a million fights could make me hate you.Expand 233. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 28 May At this point I don't even care. I'm just going with the flow. Whatever happens, happens.Expand 234. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 28 May The first person you think of in the morning, or last person you think of at night, is either the cause of your happiness or your pain.Expand 235. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 28 May The more boys I meet, the more I realize that it's only him that I want to be with.Expand 236. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 28 May Never let a girl go to bed mad or sad.Expand 237. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 28 May Don't lie to me, I'm not stupid.Expand 238. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 28 May I rather cuddle and watch a movie with you, instead of going out to a party.Expand 239. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 28 May Periods. pic.twitter.com/Q7GINzkAnYView photo 240. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 28 May When I miss you, it's like every song I listen to is about you.Expand 241. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 28 May Isn't it ironic that the only person who can make you really happy , is the same person who makes you sad and lonely?Expand 242. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 28 May I miss you but you seem just fine without me.Expand 243. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 28 May Life goes on.. with or without you.Expand 244. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 28 May Here is an app to make your original Button Badge Design! http://bsa.ly/17wi @katsushinakano #Design #DIY *adExpand 245. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 28 May I get so damn jealous when it comes to you.Expand 246. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 28 May If he misses you, he'll call. If he cares, he'll show it. If not, he can't be worth your time because you're obviously not worth his.Expand 247. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 28 May I wonder if we'll ever talk again like we used to.Expand 248. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 28 May I hate acting like I don't care when it's really tearing me up inside.Expand 249. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 28 May I just wanna see you. Hold you. Hug you. Touch you. Kiss you. Cuddle with you. Love you. Be there with you.Expand 250. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 28 May Smile, even if it's fake. Laugh, even if you hurt. Don't let anyone get to you, you're beautiful regardless of what anyone says to you.Expand 251. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 28 May A single "K" is already rude, but a "K." with a full period. Just get the fuck out.Expand 252. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 27 May If someone seriously wants to be a part of your life they will seriously make an effort to be in it. no reasons no excuses.Expand 253. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 27 May I don't like being led on, lied to, confused, none of that shit. Just tell me how it is from the beginning.Expand 254. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 27 May Promise me you will never forget all the times we spent together.Expand 255. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 27 May Yepppp!!!! pic.twitter.com/GgqAED0jyNView photo 256. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 27 May God only gives three answers to prayer: 1. "Yes!" 2. "Not yet." 3. "I have something better in mind."Expand 257. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 27 May Dear God, sometimes it's hard for me to understand what you really want to happen but I trust you. I know you will give me what's best.Expand 258. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 27 May #ThoughtsLateAtNight making up scenes in my head that I hope will happen but won't.Expand 259. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 27 May When I get married, divorce is not an option. You're mad? Take your ass in the other room & calm down, because we're going to work this outExpand 260. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 27 May I respect those that tell me the truth, no matter how hard it is.Expand 261. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 27 May #ThoughtsLateAtNight I'm hungry pic.twitter.com/qbUiivljzQView photo 262. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 27 May #ICantChillWithYouIf 1) U can't be weird 2) U have no sense of humor 3) U smell bad 4) U think you know everything 5) U're dramaticExpand 263. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 27 May #ThingsIMissAboutMyChildhood pic.twitter.com/DwUXs5CJi9View photo 264. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 27 May You can't stay mad at someone who makes you smile.Expand 265. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 27 May One day you'll realize I'm the one who's always been there for you.Expand 266. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 27 May The best thing in life is finding someone who knows all your flaws, mistakes & weaknesses, but still thinks you're completely amazing.Expand 267. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 27 May Lose the argument, not the person.Expand 268. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 27 May Missing someone & not being able to see them is the worst feeling ever.Expand 269. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 27 May I dont trust words, I trust actions.Expand 270. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 27 May I want you. Simple as that..Expand 271. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 27 May Just because I let you go, doesn't mean I wanted to.Expand 272. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 27 May You're honestly all I think about...Expand 273. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 27 May The person who really loves you will never leave your side no matter how hard things get through better or worse.Expand 274. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 27 May Waking up to cute texts > pic.twitter.com/rjIQ9J6nXAView photo 275. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 27 May Bestfriends can see the difference between your fake smile and the real one.Expand 276. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 27 May I wish I could press fast forward, just to see if youre worth the wait...Expand 277. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 27 May Small things that mean a lot: Cute texts, tight hugs, long replies, holding hands, remembering the little things,& kisses on the forehead.Expand 278. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 27 May You'll never understand until it happens to you.Expand 279. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 27 May Girls are sensitive, they overthink every little thing and they care way more than they should, but thats what makes their love so strong.Expand 280. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 27 May Don't give up just because things are hard.Expand 281. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 27 May I miss you, but I'm trying not to care anymore.Expand 282. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 27 May Be amazing. Be good. Be pretty. Be strong. Be smart. Be cool. But the most important thing is, be yourself.Expand 283. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 26 May That moment you lose all respect for that person you used to like.Expand 284. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 26 May pic.twitter.com/RdY1e41ng1View photo 285. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 26 May I don't give up on people, they give up on me, so trust me when I tell you I'm not going anywhere.Expand 286. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 26 May Thank you for making me smile today.Expand 287. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 26 May #WeAllKnowThatOnePersonWho always eat like an elephant but stay skinny.Expand 288. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 26 May I only trust a few.Expand 289. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 26 May I'll never forget the first time I saw you.Expand 290. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 26 May Females who don't ask for much, deserve it all. Expand 291. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 26 May I miss you most at nightExpand 292. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 26 May Behind my smile, there's a story you would never understand.Expand 293. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 26 May Maybe we dont have a Perfect Relationship. We fought, argue, cry, commit mistakes. But we have Similarities, were both Love each other.Expand 294. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 26 May I'm starting to get that "fuck it" attitude about everything..Expand 295. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 26 May I'm tired of getting my hopes up for things that I know will never happen.Expand 296. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 26 May #ThatOneExWho no matter what you two have been through you'd still give them another chance.Expand 297. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 26 May #WeAllKnowThatOnePersonWho can make us laugh and cheer us up when we are at our worse Expand 298. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 26 May Happiness keeps you sweet. Trials keep you strong. Sorrow keeps you human. Failure keeps you humble. God keeps you going.Expand 299. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 26 May Stop sending me mixed signals, either you're into me or you're not.Expand 300. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 26 May How my internet addiction started. pic.twitter.com/MXcjO7b5b2View photo 301. Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 26 May When people flirt with your Girlfriend/Boyfriend