pun da quiz
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Pun-da QuizDr. Pun-dit
What would you call a tea that’s brewed perfectly?
‘Quali-tea’ of the QM:D • No intro required. • Loves puns and tea’s of course – (Pun-
tea-t) sounds nice too!• So, let’s have some pun!• Fiftea-n ques-tea-ions!
Star Uno-verse!
Star Uni-wars continues
Star Uni-wars continues
Han-sers :P
• 3DPO – R3D2• Pan Solo• Nuke Skywalker• Lan Solo• Quebacca
Faf ‘deux’ Plessis• Faf du Plessis was found guilty of ball
tampering in the recently concluded Aussi-SA test. While apologizing to the media about how it had affected the Protea’s tour, he dropped a pun.
• ‘It's disappointing to see that such a small thing has taken away all the _____ from it,’ said he. FITB
Answer• Shine
Poul-three!• President Obama recently officiated the final White
house turkey Pardon of his eight years in office. He loosened up thus and fired a cannon of puns.
• Let's get on with the pardoning because it's Wednesday afternoon and everyone knows that Thanksgiving traffic can put people in a _______ mood
• FITB
Answer• Fou(w)l
Fou-rio• Rio Paralympians Yip Pin Xiu and Theresa
Goh were at the supermarket when they got into a round of quick-fire punning.
• Theresa Goh looks at the Fiji water cans and says, ‘When you get restless, do you get ______?’
• FITB
Answer• Fiji-ty (Fidgety)
A list of Five puns (+2 for each)
An international environmental organisation
Something often in the news
A simple summary of the year
An A-list actor
Another Hay-list actor ;)
Answers• Greenpeace• UFO caught on tape• 2016 in a nutshell• Br(e)ad Pitt• Christian Bale
An event that took place about ‘Six’ months back!
Answer• Brexit!
Se-vin diesel• The 8th movie of the Fast franchise has
been named the ‘Fate of the furious’. The change in it’s name from Fast to Fate has kept the audience wondering and there is a speculation that the name has an nice pun to it and is thus appropriate. Put Punda
Answer• F8 and thus fate!
The bob’s burger Eight-speriment
Answer• Cheeses is born burger
‘Nau’ he has planned for another.• Elon Musk recently announced about his
new venture after he had a hard time dealing with ever-increasing traffic. The new venture will be in the business of building tunnels or underground freeways to eliminate traffic. What has he decided to call this firm, that apparently is a very bad pun?
Answer• The ‘boring’ company
Ten-der
Answer• Cantaloupe
Elev-One Direction
Answer• Nun Direction
Recipe of a Mandarin-in middle Christmas Pudding
• 140g raisins ,• 140g sultanas, • 140g currants• 140g glacé cherries, halved• 50g blanched almonds, chopped• 1 medium Bramley Apple , peeled, cored and grated
to give 175g/6oz flesh• 50ml orange liqueur (I used Cointreau)• 150ml medium or sweet sherry• zest and juice 1 orange
Q.12• Why is a Christmas pudding like the
Atlantic Ocean?
Answer• Because it’s full of currants
13• If you were to kill a conversational goose, what vegetable would she allude to?
Answer• Asparagus (Ah-spare-a-goose)
Board-teenSet of puns displayed on the boards of Inversnecky café.
Answers• 6.30• Macaroni, Pasta• Fish oil• Point
Fifteen! (One from my arsenal)•What is it called, when someone cuts down on their attitude?
Grate-itude
G R A T I T U D E
(Well I’m extending my gratitude!)