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THE LIFE OF THE WORLD’S CUTEST DOG

by

J. H. Lee

Photography by

Gretchen LeMaistre

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Hello, my name is Boo. This is my life.

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I like to lounge around the house.

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I find my best friend Buddy.

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We have family time to discuss our plans.

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But I’m not very good at it.

We play hide-and-seek.

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I love getting into snug spaces.

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Peekaboo!

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Every day, I make important wardrobe decisions.

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Casual pup

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Glam pup

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Urban pup

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Monkey pupPreppy pup

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Sporty pup

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This is my outdoor walking outfit.

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Sometimes I escape the walking outfit, and I take off!

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This is my naked-in-the-grass look.

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I also sport my running suit. Even when I don’t plan on running.

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Camouflage comes in handy when I’m out in the wild.

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I wind down with a little mental exercise.

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And I hang out with Buddy.

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When it’s time to eat, I know to say please.

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And thank you.

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Nothing says “I’m hungry” like smiling by an empty bowl.

Treats always follow. Yum!

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Meal time ends with a drink from my favorite mug.

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Eating is obviously followed by sleeping. This is where I hibernate.

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And this is where I nap.

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Buddy likes to sneak in. Sometimes I nap in style.

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Fresh laundry makes a great nap-time blanket.

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Blanket burritos are the best.

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On my birthday I get special presents.

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Then we play!

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Can you spot me?

Cutie camouflage

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I would be the one with the giant head.

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Then we do more of what we do best: nap!

Buddy and I play together.

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Sometimes I soak in the sun by the pool.

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I work on my tan.

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Time to head back home!

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Checking myself out.

The sink is another nice snug spot.

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I can be a little naughty.

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Bath time?

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Bathing is not one of the highlights of my day.

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Duckie doesn’t understand personal space.

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This is not a good look for me.

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After a long day, it’s time for my favorite thing again: sleep!

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Buddy tries to get on my side of the bed.

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But we find that this way usually works best.

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I get sleepy eyes and snuggle into the covers.

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Good night!

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Sleep tight.

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I dedicate this book to my best friend Buddy. Thank you for always being by my side and

giving me a lead to follow.

I’d also like to thank my many Facebook fans for loving a silly dog with a funny haircut.

I hope you enjoyed my story!

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Text copyright © 2011 by J. H. Lee.

Photographs copyright © 2011 by Gretchen LeMaistre.

All rights reserved. No part of this book may be reproduced in any form without written permission from the publisher.

Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data available.

eISBN: 978-1-4521-0296-2

Designed by Suzanne LaGasa Photographed by Gretchen LeMaistre

Chronicle Books 680 Second Street San Francisco, California 94107 www.chroniclebooks.com